SuckyFish

“Hmmm, this looks oddly familiar, yet quite different. What’s that orange spec swimming up against the filter tube? And that blob of gray in the bottom right?”

Yes! It’s true! The gray blob is still the pirate cory cats (RRrrrrrrr), and you remember Logan…She is still plump and full of eggs, but alas, poor Lilly has passed on to wetter pastures…Logan was getting lonely so I brought her home a new friend. A poor ginger orphan from Petco=> Roger! Roger has a nip in her tail (Logan has to show she’s alpha fem), but she’s not sweating it because she has a black smiley face mark on her tail (no lie!). When I find my camera I’ll give you a close up. I didn’t see it until I got home. It was soooo meant to be. <3

Lots o <3’s today. Must be the sick trappist ale I’m drinking…blizzards rule

I have resurrected the fish cam. YESSSSSSSS! BEST XMAS/CHANUKAH/WHATEVER GIFT EVER!!!

Yes, and it’s just for you. <3

highlight of today’s lunch conversation:

“When I was at MIT, we couldn’t use hotplates in the dorms or anything, something about a fire or safety hazard. So, anyways, when we wanted a late night snack, we wired a couple of nails and plugged them into the wall socket. Then we’d stick a hot dog on the nails and cook it up. You see, hot dogs are asymptotically resistant - the more you cook them, the more they resist the current. They’re perfect, really.”

No, I have not deserted you. I’m working on something HUGE to celebrate one of the greatest holidays ever! Which one? Can’t tell you! zzzzzzzipppp. Don’t worry. You’ll find out this weekend. Or Monday. Hopefully this weekend. ANYWAYS. Some stats to tide you over and a little wub…

This weeks notable Google click rate queries:
#26 in France for “harem chuck norris”
#166 in South Korea for “shark babies”
#53 in Brazil for “los colombianos”
#6 in Paraguay for “shark cartel”

This is the part where I indulge in my mommy side and coo all over your web browser. My roommate and I were treated to the miracle of life today. We got to watch one of the creamsicle molly mommies drop some kittens. Livebearers rule.

This just cracks me up. The doodies are bigger than they are…

And this is how it all begins…